The Apology

Hey everyone or anyone who is reading this. Its been quite a while....let me not coat anything in sugar. It has been a shitishly long time since i have posted anything and I would like to say on behalf of me and all my body parts I AM SORRY.
I know I don't deserve any following for that. I am sincerely sorry.
On the plus side I have really juicy stories for all of you (I mean reaaaaaaaaly juicy).
From my new year. To my adulthood crisis...all the way to my 20th birthday ( which was last week 22nd October ) I'm still accepting gifts (just kidding...no I'm not I crave gifts)..to my Tobacco fetish yes I said fetish. Not that sick nasty porn shit ( not that I'm judging) just the new found friendship between me and SAFARI CIGARETTES ...and the highlight of my year THE BEER BAPTISMAL.
Stick around for fun, funny and the "Oh Shit!"

Much love..Mick Jagger aka Liam Kantai Sr

My Jamuhuri

So 52 years later we are celebrating Jamuhuri once again so I'll take this time to remember memorable Jamuhuris I've has in the 19 I've been alive.

When I was ten I remember it was the first time I took interest in these celebration. Which so happens was when I was sent to the shop for some things and shit happened. Let me be clear I was Ten still my mind was fresh and innocent. So me at the shop was all good till I got to the road back. I was whistling  to the Ben ten theme song. This woman comes up my way removing her clothes bit by bit. She looks me straight in the eye and says "baba yangu nipee kumi tu" in translation "son give me ten shillings " understand yo I was ten years old if I didn't get my change home at the exact cent I'd have gotten my ass whipped. As you can imagine I had to say no....ooooh man all he'll broke loose she started stripping and screaming like it was 1779. I saw some things I had seen ever! I was shaking like a Japanese earthquake. It boobs and other body parts on my face oh Lord... I'm getting goose bumps just remembering. I think I shit my pants that day. Basically all I remember after that is some large, hairy dude saving me ... yes I got home without anything I was sent or the money just piss and poop in my pants...

The end

Happy Jamuhuri everybody :)

Orientation (in the begining)

Hi anybody who cares enough to be here!
so by the poor choice of header i used you can peace together that this my "Beginning" speech.
I'm Liam Kantai (No I'm not Japanese) I am an African Nut head that experiences way too much funny moments to just keep them in my head.
This blog s not about anything in particular but the things that go on that just make a guy go "aaaghh kill me now!"
I am going to share some very personal moments (maybe) and some very stupid ones (definitely)
sit back keep your seat belts on (seriously keep them on) and lets experience life's ironies together (well my life's ironies)